1 00:00:02,346 --> 00:00:03,796 - People have this image of scientists as antisocial, 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,566 rigid, and a bit autistic. - But I am. 3 00:00:06,650 --> 00:00:08,100 - [Chuckles nervously] Y-you're autistic. 4 00:00:08,184 --> 00:00:09,602 - Mm-hmm. - Of course. 5 00:00:09,686 --> 00:00:12,839 - I'm pretty sure Declan is too. 6 00:00:12,923 --> 00:00:13,873 - I'm engaged. 7 00:00:13,957 --> 00:00:15,408 - To who? - Ranesh. 8 00:00:15,492 --> 00:00:17,610 - The TikTok advertising man with the concave arse? 9 00:00:17,694 --> 00:00:19,594 RANESH: It's just a rustic peasant dish 10 00:00:19,629 --> 00:00:22,449 that I picked up during my summer in Firenze. 11 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,617 - Mum and Dad are not gonna be happy about this. 12 00:00:24,701 --> 00:00:26,853 - Darling. ADE: We're so happy about this. 13 00:00:26,937 --> 00:00:28,153 - What'd I miss? 14 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,987 - Evie's gonna bankrupt Mum and Dad. 15 00:00:30,006 --> 00:00:31,290 - What else is new? 16 00:00:31,374 --> 00:00:33,559 - There's a new coffee sheriff in town. 17 00:00:33,643 --> 00:00:34,793 [Chuckles] 18 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:37,363 I like to give people a chance. [Chuckles] 19 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:38,998 - Nina, will you be my maid of honor? 20 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:42,001 [Upbeat rock music] 21 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:45,104 - Yeah. Yeah. 22 00:00:45,188 --> 00:00:47,106 ♪ ♪ 23 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:49,409 So it's funny because the title is a pun. 24 00:00:49,493 --> 00:00:53,813 So it's not a M-A-I-D of Honor. 25 00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:56,449 It's M-A-D-E of Honor because Patrick Dempsey 26 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,083 is made to be the maid of honor. 27 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,718 - Oh, Patrick Dempsey. 28 00:00:59,802 --> 00:01:01,254 - Get a bucket and a mop. 29 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:03,289 [Both groan] 30 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,425 RANESH: Those baby blues. 31 00:01:05,509 --> 00:01:07,593 Am I right? [Chuckles] 32 00:01:07,677 --> 00:01:09,028 [slurping] 33 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,396 - Anyway, the reason I bring it up 34 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,831 is because last night, I had an epiphany. 35 00:01:11,915 --> 00:01:14,067 Yes, when you asked me to be your maid of honor, 36 00:01:14,151 --> 00:01:16,201 I was shook, but then I thought, 37 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,837 if Patrick Dempsey, you can do a good job 38 00:01:17,921 --> 00:01:20,572 for the first half of the 2008 rom-com Made of Honor 39 00:01:20,656 --> 00:01:22,341 before he ruins the wedding, then so can I. 40 00:01:22,425 --> 00:01:24,410 AMBER: OMG. There she is! 41 00:01:24,494 --> 00:01:26,479 Whoo! [Laughter] 42 00:01:26,563 --> 00:01:28,781 - You invited her? - Yes. 43 00:01:28,865 --> 00:01:29,982 - It's Mad Amber. 44 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,517 - Oh, it's just Amber now. 45 00:01:31,601 --> 00:01:33,852 - Because mental health is no joke. 46 00:01:33,936 --> 00:01:35,455 NINA: This is the girl who made a shrine to you 47 00:01:35,539 --> 00:01:37,090 in your first year of uni, Evie. 48 00:01:37,174 --> 00:01:38,424 EVIE: It was a friendship collage, 49 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:40,326 and she's not like that anymore. 50 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:41,794 [Squeals] AMBER: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 51 00:01:41,878 --> 00:01:45,131 Oh, my God. [Laughs] 52 00:01:45,215 --> 00:01:48,033 Babe, you look un-fucking-real. 53 00:01:48,117 --> 00:01:49,369 - Amber, you're literally 54 00:01:49,453 --> 00:01:50,937 the hottest thing in Glasgow right now. 55 00:01:51,021 --> 00:01:52,372 - Stop. 56 00:01:52,456 --> 00:01:53,773 - You both look exactly how you always look 57 00:01:53,857 --> 00:01:55,041 every time you see each other. 58 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,975 - Ranesh, you're smaller in real life. 59 00:01:57,027 --> 00:01:59,178 [Laughs] Hi, Nina. 60 00:01:59,262 --> 00:02:01,447 Congrats on being Evie's MOH. 61 00:02:01,531 --> 00:02:04,184 - Oh, I'm not Evie's ma. I'm her sister. 62 00:02:04,268 --> 00:02:05,517 - No, not ma, MOH. 63 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:06,434 - MOH. 64 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,588 - M-O-H, maid of honor. 65 00:02:08,672 --> 00:02:10,756 You'll get with the lingo eventually. 66 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,593 It's OK you didn't ask me to be MOH, Evie. 67 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:18,564 After eight tries as MOH, I'm actually so relieved to... 68 00:02:18,648 --> 00:02:21,534 Just be a bridesmaid this time. 69 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,502 [Laughs] 70 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:25,838 So are we set on a plan yet? 71 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:27,473 - Plan? 72 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:30,076 - Ranesh's dad, Sachin, is coming to town this weekend. 73 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,711 - And I, for one, can't wait for him 74 00:02:31,795 --> 00:02:34,113 to break bread with my sweet lady 75 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,915 and meet the family. 76 00:02:35,999 --> 00:02:37,349 [Ranesh and Evie chuckle] 77 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,685 - And we'll share the happy news. 78 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:43,056 - Wait, you've not told him that you're getting married? 79 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:44,523 It's been a week. 80 00:02:44,607 --> 00:02:47,227 - You can't just drop a bomb like that, Nina, 81 00:02:47,311 --> 00:02:48,761 especially not to someone like Sachin. 82 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:51,430 - Basically, Neens, Dad isn't super easy to talk to 83 00:02:51,514 --> 00:02:53,599 and down-to-Earth like me. 84 00:02:53,683 --> 00:02:56,083 I mean, I totally get his vibe, but other people, 85 00:02:56,119 --> 00:02:58,304 well, they find him a little bit intimidating at first, 86 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:00,340 which is totally funny to me 87 00:03:00,424 --> 00:03:02,642 because I don't find him scary at all. 88 00:03:02,726 --> 00:03:05,311 - You do a bit. - A little bit, yeah. 89 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:08,481 - Sachin is a very well-respected art critic. 90 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:11,065 He can kill a show at Art Basel with a single look. 91 00:03:11,134 --> 00:03:13,252 - Dad actually exposed the Wynona Gallery 92 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:15,238 for displaying a fake Kandinsky. 93 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,590 - We need to impress him. 94 00:03:17,674 --> 00:03:20,293 - Yeah, we need to razzle-dazzle him. 95 00:03:20,377 --> 00:03:22,494 - Oh, we don't razzle nor dazzle; we're Scottish. 96 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,930 Let's just take him to Mum and Dad's and feed him lasagna. 97 00:03:25,014 --> 00:03:27,766 - Or drinks at Scribble. [Laughs] 98 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,401 - Oh, my actual God, yes. 99 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:31,671 It's the place Amber works. It's perfect. 100 00:03:31,755 --> 00:03:34,307 AMBER: It's the most chic bar in Glasgow, Ranesh. 101 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:35,875 Papa will be delighted. 102 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,210 I've recently been promoted to deputy manager. 103 00:03:38,294 --> 00:03:40,513 - Huh! Glass ceiling who? 104 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:42,749 - Amber, that's such amazing news. 105 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,984 - It's a huge responsibility. 106 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:47,153 - Of course. Of course. 107 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:50,756 So we all just have to put forward 108 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,059 the best version of ourself. 109 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:55,528 Then once he likes us, we will tell him we're engaged. 110 00:03:55,612 --> 00:04:01,167 So no in-jokes, no swearing, and no personal stories, 111 00:04:01,251 --> 00:04:03,302 especially those that involve my heavy drinking. 112 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:05,004 - So to impress this man, 113 00:04:05,088 --> 00:04:06,839 we're all just gonna pretend to be people we're not? 114 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:08,374 - Yeah. AMBER: Mm-hmm. 115 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,842 I do it all the time. - And we're gonna just keep 116 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:12,126 doing that forever and ever... At the wedding, 117 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:14,514 every time we see him, Christmas, Easter, 118 00:04:14,598 --> 00:04:16,498 all the major holidays... Until he dies, 119 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,250 like we're a big fake Kandinsky? 120 00:04:18,334 --> 00:04:20,753 - Exactly. RANESH: You got it. 121 00:04:20,837 --> 00:04:23,172 - What about "You do you"? 122 00:04:25,442 --> 00:04:28,160 [Upbeat music] 123 00:04:28,244 --> 00:04:29,896 [cork pops] 124 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,203 EVIE: Oh, it is so good to have coffee 125 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:39,372 with all my favorite people 126 00:04:39,456 --> 00:04:41,174 before starting the daily grind. 127 00:04:41,258 --> 00:04:44,410 - Evie, your eyeballs are all trembly. 128 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:45,912 You look like an anxious Chihuahua. 129 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,463 Is everything all right? 130 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:51,384 - I know Ranesh seems like this gorgeous 131 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,086 devil-may-care hunk, 132 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:54,287 but he's always been really desperate 133 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:55,888 for his dad's approval. 134 00:04:55,972 --> 00:04:58,223 He even does this fake low voice 135 00:04:58,307 --> 00:05:00,459 when they talk to each other on the phone. 136 00:05:00,543 --> 00:05:04,230 So if Sachin doesn't approve of the engagement, 137 00:05:04,314 --> 00:05:05,932 I'm really worried that he's gonna call off 138 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:07,800 the whole wedding. 139 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:09,068 I didn't tell you this before 140 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:11,204 because I knew you'd get all judgy. 141 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:13,206 But Ranesh has a... 142 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:15,174 History of... 143 00:05:15,258 --> 00:05:17,543 Impulsive romantic decisions. 144 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:18,878 - No. 145 00:05:18,962 --> 00:05:21,681 - He was catfished by a woman called Sandra, OK? 146 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:23,450 But the police said the case was so elaborate 147 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:25,884 that it could have happened to literally anyone. 148 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:28,421 So I'm really worried that he's not gonna be 149 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:31,023 100% on board with us getting married so quickly. 150 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:33,225 - I mean, he might have a point. 151 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:35,495 - Look, I know that you think we're completely off our heads. 152 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:38,764 But ever since Ranesh proposed to me, 153 00:05:38,848 --> 00:05:41,868 it's just been this really special thing 154 00:05:41,952 --> 00:05:43,136 that's just for me. 155 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,236 And everyone's really proud of me. 156 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,739 And I've never had that before. 157 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,541 So I just want us to get married as quickly as we can 158 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:49,942 so I can hold on to that feeling 159 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:51,628 for as long as possible. 160 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:56,882 - [Sighs] 161 00:05:56,966 --> 00:06:00,687 But ideally, we would ease him into this, 162 00:06:00,771 --> 00:06:03,790 you know, take our time, getting to know the family, 163 00:06:03,874 --> 00:06:05,191 meeting Mum and Dad. 164 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:07,827 And you need a TED Talk and three manuals 165 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:09,295 before you speak to Mad Amber. 166 00:06:09,379 --> 00:06:12,098 - True, but Sachin is in Glasgow 167 00:06:12,182 --> 00:06:13,799 for one night and one night only 168 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:15,834 on his way to Berlin. 169 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,771 So we have this one casual drinks at Scribble 170 00:06:18,855 --> 00:06:20,106 to make him like me, 171 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:21,474 meet his whole extended family-to-be, 172 00:06:21,558 --> 00:06:24,110 and convince him that we are nothing like Sandra. 173 00:06:24,194 --> 00:06:26,212 - I will... - I will channel 174 00:06:26,296 --> 00:06:29,549 our rom-com lord and savior, Patrick Dempsey. 175 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:33,569 And I will make sure everyone is on their bestest behavior. 176 00:06:34,871 --> 00:06:36,889 - And just one other wee thing. 177 00:06:36,973 --> 00:06:37,957 - Mm-hmm? 178 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:39,825 - You know that refreshing, 179 00:06:39,909 --> 00:06:42,628 freewheeling honesty of yours that we all love so much? 180 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:43,829 - Mm-hmm? 181 00:06:43,913 --> 00:06:46,732 - I'm not asking you to change it, but... 182 00:06:46,816 --> 00:06:50,236 Could you cover it for the night, maybe? 183 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,855 - Do you want me to catfish Ranesh's dad? 184 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:55,675 - Yes. 185 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:58,161 - [Groans] Fine. 186 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:01,547 EVIE: Mm, thank you, Nina. 187 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:02,532 NINA: Mm-hmm. 188 00:07:02,599 --> 00:07:04,250 EVIE: Best maid of honor ever. 189 00:07:04,334 --> 00:07:07,084 NINA: That's 'cause you've got nothing to compare me to. 190 00:07:09,406 --> 00:07:12,492 [Light music] 191 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,350 NINA: "We need a new name for our extra foam latte." 192 00:07:22,586 --> 00:07:24,904 Any takers on the name yet? - No. 193 00:07:24,988 --> 00:07:27,173 Well, no, there's one suggestion, 194 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:29,542 but, uh, it's mine. 195 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:30,710 And it's shit. 196 00:07:30,794 --> 00:07:32,845 Foam Alone. 197 00:07:32,929 --> 00:07:34,647 So... 198 00:07:34,731 --> 00:07:36,682 If you build it, they will come. 199 00:07:36,766 --> 00:07:38,484 - You know, you don't need a jazzy name. 200 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:40,085 Your coffee speaks for itself. 201 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,287 - Mm. 202 00:07:41,371 --> 00:07:43,323 In an ideal world, yes. 203 00:07:43,407 --> 00:07:46,392 But we all have to dress ourselves up a bit 204 00:07:46,476 --> 00:07:48,128 to get on in life, don't we? 205 00:07:48,212 --> 00:07:49,929 - You sound just like my sister. 206 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:53,366 - Mm, her concave-arsed fiancé, 207 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:55,100 was he the worst man in the world? 208 00:07:55,152 --> 00:07:56,352 - Currently living? - Mm. 209 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:58,171 - Then yes. - [Laughs] Oh. 210 00:07:58,255 --> 00:08:00,139 [Both laugh] 211 00:08:00,223 --> 00:08:01,974 - Anyway, she wants us all to put on a mask 212 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:05,711 and pretend to be something we're not to impress his dad 213 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:09,115 because he did a show at Art Basel. 214 00:08:09,199 --> 00:08:12,051 - What's that? - I have no idea. 215 00:08:12,135 --> 00:08:13,452 But I've been down that road before, 216 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:14,920 pretending to be something I'm not. 217 00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:16,189 I tried for years to be normal, 218 00:08:16,273 --> 00:08:18,091 and I just came off as more weird. 219 00:08:18,175 --> 00:08:20,025 I'm the girl who spent her adolescence 220 00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:21,343 trying not to be autistic. 221 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:23,129 It wasn't as fun as it sounds. 222 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,497 LEE: I get that. 223 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:26,781 When I was 16, I blacked out at a house party 224 00:08:26,783 --> 00:08:29,401 and my mates set fire to my pubes. 225 00:08:29,485 --> 00:08:31,871 I had to pretend that I was, like, raging and embarrassed. 226 00:08:31,955 --> 00:08:34,340 But they didn't know that I'd only just started 227 00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:36,676 growing pubes, like, three weeks before that. 228 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,778 So I was just buzzing they knew I had them to begin with. 229 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,580 - [Laughs] 230 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:43,366 - I'll never forget that smell, though. 231 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:48,254 Anyway, um, ach, maybe it's just about being, like... 232 00:08:48,338 --> 00:08:51,374 Like, the best version of yourself, you know? 233 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:55,342 Like, if I was ever to meet your parents, 234 00:08:55,345 --> 00:08:57,797 I'd want to make a good impression. 235 00:08:57,881 --> 00:09:01,166 A-as your hot drink technician. 236 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,969 I-I mean, my drinks are hot. 237 00:09:03,053 --> 00:09:04,721 Not me. 238 00:09:06,323 --> 00:09:07,523 - Thank you. 239 00:09:09,325 --> 00:09:11,878 - My pubes grew back! 240 00:09:11,962 --> 00:09:13,346 Sorry. What...what can I get you? 241 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:15,481 - Can I have a flat white and a biscotti, please? 242 00:09:15,565 --> 00:09:16,649 - Yes. 243 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:19,652 [Upbeat rock music] 244 00:09:24,907 --> 00:09:27,060 [Phone chiming and buzzing] 245 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,594 [Computer chimes] 246 00:09:48,265 --> 00:09:49,615 - Did everyone see? 247 00:09:49,699 --> 00:09:51,884 Dr. Catherine Dunne posted a vacancy online 248 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,018 that's getting the Dinosaur gang 249 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:54,987 hot under the collar. 250 00:09:55,071 --> 00:09:57,156 Yeah, I've always thought Dr. Dunne was a bit overrated, 251 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,658 for what it's worth. - Apart from the fact 252 00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:00,860 that she discovered like, the first armored dinosaur 253 00:10:00,944 --> 00:10:02,194 in 130 years, yeah? 254 00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:04,028 - She turned me down for a job once. 255 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,898 DECLAN: Hmm. 256 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,001 - Anyway, look at me now. 257 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,468 Got a corner office and my own toilet. 258 00:10:09,552 --> 00:10:11,003 - You only have your own toilet 'cause none of us 259 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:12,872 want to go in after you, Shane. DECLAN: [chuckles] 260 00:10:12,956 --> 00:10:15,007 - You know, you've really got to be a performing monkey 261 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:19,345 if you want to get anywhere as a paleontology media type. 262 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:21,347 And I wasn't prepared to do that. 263 00:10:21,431 --> 00:10:22,881 No, not even for a guest spot 264 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:25,185 on In Our Time with Melvyn Bragg. 265 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:27,720 DECLAN: Disguise can be a bitter fruit to chew. 266 00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:31,757 ♪ ♪ 267 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:35,629 [The Quilter's "Hangin' It Up"] 268 00:10:35,713 --> 00:10:38,397 SINGER: ♪ I'm not saying you're in the wrong for playing ♪ 269 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:43,069 ♪ But I prefer some color to the usual gray ♪ 270 00:10:43,153 --> 00:10:45,238 ♪ It's quite clear ♪ 271 00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:46,772 AMBER: You wore it. - [Gasps] 272 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,342 - You look like a goddess. 273 00:10:49,426 --> 00:10:52,111 - I look like I'm in a militia. 274 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:53,679 AMBER: Ranesh and Evie are over there. 275 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:55,782 I'll sort the drinks. 276 00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:59,652 [Upbeat music playing over speakers] 277 00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:00,753 EVIE: Nina. 278 00:11:00,837 --> 00:11:02,388 You look so chic. NINA: That's right. 279 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:04,323 I've buttoned into my military-grade jumpsuit 280 00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:06,292 and buckled in for the Operation Dad Meet. 281 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,061 So don't worry, there will be no radical honesty 282 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,495 from me tonight. - Perfect. 283 00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:11,063 - Except am I allowed to tell the story 284 00:11:11,147 --> 00:11:12,798 about the time you shat yourself in Zante 285 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:15,735 wearing wee white hot pants? - [Laughs] Nina. 286 00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:17,303 Seriously, though, do not tell him 287 00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,771 that I had to repeat second year of uni. 288 00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,973 - I wasn't going to. EVIE: Or let Dad get drunk 289 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,107 and go on and on about his furniture shop. 290 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:24,510 - Oh, God. - What? 291 00:11:24,594 --> 00:11:26,794 - Dad's teetotal. He gave up a few weeks ago. 292 00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:29,615 - And you let us plan a casual drinks gathering? 293 00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:32,584 RANESH: Oh, my God, what was I thinking? 294 00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:34,554 NINA: This has nothing to do with anything, 295 00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:36,322 but is that a cowboy hat or a trilby? 296 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:39,242 EVIE: I told you, it's not 2005. 297 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:43,346 - He's here. 298 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,450 [Nervously] Dad. 299 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:52,137 [Deeply] Dad. 300 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,739 NINA: His glasses are really small. 301 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:55,140 - Don't say anything. 302 00:11:55,224 --> 00:11:56,909 - Oh, but I really want to. - Mm-mm-mm-mm. 303 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,478 - May I introduce mon amour? 304 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:01,297 - Oh, that's French for "love." [giggles] 305 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,052 - Well, that was practically Masonic. 306 00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:08,521 [Chuckles] - I'm Nina. 307 00:12:08,605 --> 00:12:10,256 SACHIN: Nina. - Can I take your jacket? 308 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,724 - I'll, uh, keep it on. 309 00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:13,092 - So have you come very far? 310 00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,561 - From where I started, I would say so. 311 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,229 - Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool. 312 00:12:16,313 --> 00:12:17,430 - Incredible. 313 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:19,331 I just love art. 314 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:20,567 - It brings people together. 315 00:12:20,651 --> 00:12:22,301 - Well, that's a naive statement. 316 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:24,503 Art is a corporate entity these days. 317 00:12:24,587 --> 00:12:25,672 EVIE: Mm. 318 00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:27,072 - Wow, look at us, 319 00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:28,508 all standing together. 320 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,376 It's nice, standing, isn't it? 321 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:33,146 Just standing and... 322 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,047 Talking and... 323 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,649 Thinking and... 324 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:39,385 Feeling and...yeah. 325 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:40,653 - Uh, can I help you? 326 00:12:40,737 --> 00:12:42,421 - I'm Amber, Evie's best friend. 327 00:12:42,505 --> 00:12:44,256 I'm the deputy manager here. 328 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,859 - Great. Well, get me a soda water. 329 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,161 - Are you sure? 330 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,228 We've got this lovely cherry crémant. 331 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:51,314 - He wants soda water, Amber. 332 00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:55,368 RANESH: So, Papa, 333 00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:58,070 have, um, you been busy lately? - Oh, my God. 334 00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:00,740 SACHIN: Busy is a very bourgeois concept. 335 00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,609 - What is Mom wearing? - Don't worry about it. 336 00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:03,976 I'm gonna sort it out. [Clears throat] 337 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:04,977 Excuse me, gentlemen. 338 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:06,612 I'm going to go away, 339 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:09,281 and then at some point, I shall return. 340 00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:12,368 So keep on being you two. 341 00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,404 - Shall we? 342 00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:18,758 - Wow, this bar. 343 00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:22,095 Must be quite a stimulating space for you, Nina. 344 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:24,664 - Mm-hmm, did you two not get Amber's 12 emails 345 00:13:24,748 --> 00:13:25,998 about how to dress chic? 346 00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:27,382 - No, no, we did. - Mm-hmm. 347 00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:28,635 Do you like my new shawl? 348 00:13:28,719 --> 00:13:30,036 - Currently not allowed to be myself, 349 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,304 so I can't tell you what I think 350 00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:32,972 about your ugly shawl. - [Chuckles] 351 00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:36,209 - The lady in the shop said Helen Mirren has the same one. 352 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,811 - Oh, I love Helen Mirren. 353 00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:38,911 - Ick, Dad. 354 00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:40,279 You look boiling, Mother. 355 00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,814 Would you like me to take your horse blanket 356 00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:42,982 to the cloakroom? DIANE: No. 357 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,083 I bought it especially. 358 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,351 After a lot of discussion, 359 00:13:45,435 --> 00:13:47,720 we decided this was definitely chic 360 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:50,389 without being too mother of the bride. 361 00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:53,125 - Eh-eh, remember, we're gonna get Sachin to like us 362 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,161 and then tell him about the engagement. 363 00:13:55,245 --> 00:13:56,830 And then we're gonna tell him about the wedding. 364 00:13:56,914 --> 00:13:58,064 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 365 00:13:58,114 --> 00:13:59,332 The big reveal. NINA: Indeed. 366 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,801 Also, just so you know, 367 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:03,069 he's posh. 368 00:14:03,153 --> 00:14:04,771 - Ooh. - No. 369 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,673 I mean English posh. 370 00:14:06,757 --> 00:14:07,940 DIANE: Ah. 371 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:10,109 I get it, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 372 00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:12,912 - So we have to be less...you. 373 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:14,347 - Cool. - Less. 374 00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:15,448 DIANE: Cool. - Is it cool? 375 00:14:15,532 --> 00:14:17,300 - Yeah. - Are you sure? 376 00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:21,253 [Sighs] [items clattering] 377 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:22,437 CHEF: Get the fuck out! 378 00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:23,673 BO: Yes, Chef. 379 00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:26,892 But I-I'm only leaving 'cause I wanted to. 380 00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,494 - Bo. 381 00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:30,330 - Nina. Nina. 382 00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:31,797 - What were you doing in the kitchen? 383 00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:33,066 Is that mezcal? 384 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,300 I know what that means. 385 00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,368 - No... NINA: Mm-hmm, it means 386 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:37,169 you've had a fight with Hilda. 387 00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:38,704 - She's always trying to change me. 388 00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:40,773 But listen, it is different this time... 389 00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:42,041 NINA: Mm-mm. 390 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,844 - 'Cause I told her where to go. 391 00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,145 Bye. 392 00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:47,179 - It's not different. It's the same. 393 00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,414 You have a fight with Hilda, 394 00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:49,649 you get off your tits on mezcal, 395 00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:50,916 and then you become a liability. 396 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,185 Why have you done this tonight? 397 00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:54,720 - Ah! You always told me to speak my mind. 398 00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,589 - Yeah, I do say that a lot. 399 00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:58,191 - Is his dad here yet? - Yes. 400 00:14:58,275 --> 00:14:59,759 And he has the world's tiniest glasses, 401 00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:01,261 and I'm not allowed to talk about it. 402 00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:02,461 No. BO: Let me at him. 403 00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:03,963 I'll be a right charming bastard. 404 00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:06,149 - Absolutely not. BO: [scoffs] 405 00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:09,302 AMBER: I don't care, Gina. 406 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,436 I'm not your therapist. 407 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,238 NINA: Amber. - Yep? 408 00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:13,322 BO: [groans] - Amber. 409 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:14,639 - I'm on the clock, Nina. 410 00:15:14,658 --> 00:15:15,875 - Amber, my brother is very drunk, 411 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,110 and you need to sober him up. 412 00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:19,596 Do not let him out of your sight. 413 00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:21,914 Please help me, Amber. 414 00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,566 You're my only hope. 415 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:25,985 - Fine. 416 00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:28,572 If you really need me. NINA: Great. 417 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,557 BO: Did you watch the Rangers and Celtic last night? 418 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:32,876 - Um, no. 419 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,061 - You must be an important cunt, 420 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:36,262 because I've been told not to tell 421 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:37,764 any of my good stories. 422 00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:39,299 - Dad! - Ach, he knows 423 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:41,700 I don't mean anything by it, don't you, pal? 424 00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,269 - Sachin is a well-respected 425 00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:44,871 art critic. ADE: Oh. 426 00:15:44,955 --> 00:15:47,006 - He can kill a show at Art Basel with a single look. 427 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,608 - For my sins. 428 00:15:48,692 --> 00:15:51,077 - [With English accent] Art "Basil"? I love it there. 429 00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,245 SACHIN: "Bah-sel." 430 00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:53,546 - English accent? What the fuck? 431 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,081 SACHIN: It's not what it used to be. 432 00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,583 When did you go? - Um, well, I mean, I, uh... 433 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,336 I meant to go. 434 00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:02,922 - Adrian is something of an artist, Dad. 435 00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:05,224 - Ah. What is your medium? 436 00:16:05,308 --> 00:16:06,509 - Benches. 437 00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:08,628 - That's unusual. 438 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,096 What does your work say? 439 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,664 - Well, Sachin, when my furniture starts talking to me, 440 00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:13,699 I know I've inhaled too much varnish. 441 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,034 [Laughter] 442 00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:16,436 - Reel it in. 443 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,670 What are you working on, Sachin? 444 00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:19,171 - Well, I've become quite interested 445 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:20,806 in decoupage in recent years. 446 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,841 - Well, life begins at 60. 447 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:24,177 - I'm 51. 448 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:26,946 - [Inhales sharply] 449 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:30,983 - So decoupage is, um... 450 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,902 Um... 451 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,388 - Evie, I need to go to the bathroom, 452 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,023 and I struggle with all the buttons 453 00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:38,358 on this big boiler suit. 454 00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:39,942 Will you come with me, please? 455 00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:41,928 - Uh-huh. NINA: OK, awesome. 456 00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:46,549 ♪ ♪ 457 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,705 - [gasps] Oh, no. 458 00:16:51,789 --> 00:16:53,306 No, no, no. 459 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,640 Oh. 460 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,510 [Exhaling forcefully] 461 00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:59,445 [squeaking] 462 00:16:59,529 --> 00:17:02,047 - Evie, you need to pull yourself together. 463 00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:03,949 - I can't. I can't. 464 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,133 Oh, my, it's too much. 465 00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:07,353 It's too...the handshake. 466 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,088 I shook his thumb. [Laughs] 467 00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:11,924 I shook his thumb. Nina, who does that? 468 00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:13,092 Do you think he noticed? 469 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:14,493 - Yeah, I think he probably did. 470 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,327 - I'm normally so good with parents. 471 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,063 And what is going on with Mum and Dad? 472 00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:19,632 - Evie, I have not mentioned 473 00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:21,400 that man's tiny glasses one time, 474 00:17:21,484 --> 00:17:23,102 and it is all I want to do. 475 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:26,305 We have put our personalities in a box, aside, 476 00:17:26,389 --> 00:17:28,308 for you to impress this man. 477 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,910 Now, if I can do it and I'm literally autistic. 478 00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:32,044 Then you can do it. 479 00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:34,214 You've got this. - I can do this. 480 00:17:34,298 --> 00:17:36,015 - You do this. - I can do this. 481 00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:37,683 - You can do this. 482 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,052 There is nobody better at being fake in a social situation 483 00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:41,955 than you, babe. 484 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:43,122 - Thank you. That means a lot. 485 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:44,474 - You're welcome. 486 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,326 - Where's Bo? 487 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,278 - Eeh. 488 00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:49,529 He had a fight with Hilda. 489 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:50,864 - Oh, my God. 490 00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:52,865 - No, don't worry. I've got it all under control. 491 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,249 I'm holding down the fort. 492 00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:55,401 Everything's gonna be fine. EVIE: Yeah. 493 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:56,669 - You're gonna go back in there. 494 00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:57,937 We're gonna get a round of drinks. 495 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,205 - Yeah. 496 00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:00,573 - You're gonna kick it in the dick, 497 00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:01,975 not literally 'cause we'll get arrested. 498 00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:03,309 Yes, we're gonna knock 'em dead. Come on. 499 00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:04,610 - Yeah. I'm ready. NINA: OK. 500 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:05,845 - Let's do it. NINA: OK. Here we go. 501 00:18:05,929 --> 00:18:06,946 She's a raging bull. 502 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,865 [Both grunt] 503 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,569 - Can I get another round of drinks, please? 504 00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:15,722 Where's Bo? 505 00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:17,256 - Peek-a-Bo! 506 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,558 - Oh. You let him behind the bar. 507 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:20,760 Amber. 508 00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,762 - I've got it under control, you silly goose. 509 00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,498 If you're gonna be Evie's MOH, you have to chill out. 510 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,667 Here, have some of our cherry crémant 511 00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:30,703 in a special baseless glass. - [Sniffs] 512 00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:33,172 - [laughs] 513 00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,408 It can't be done. That's not possible. 514 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:38,478 - Fuck me, Nina, this is brutal. 515 00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:41,264 I mean, none of my bench stories are landing. 516 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:44,316 Mm! 517 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,918 Is this lighter fluid? 518 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:47,519 - No, it's cherry crémant. 519 00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:49,254 - How can I be someone else? 520 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,157 This is all I've got. - Just do what I do. 521 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,725 Just take all of your bad feelings and thoughts 522 00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:55,395 and push them down in a little ball in your stomach. 523 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,263 Like, I think about Sachin's tiny, tiny glasses 524 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:58,764 and just push it down. 525 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:01,167 And then when I get home, I scream into my pillow. 526 00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:02,702 [Sighs] 527 00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,670 - Oh, is that what you were doing in your bedroom? 528 00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:06,439 - Yes. - [Chuckles] 529 00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:07,707 - That fails, just agree with him. 530 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:09,308 - With everything he says? 531 00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:10,743 Even if I don't agree? - Mm-hmm. 532 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,913 Just tilt your head and smile and say, I agree. 533 00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:15,565 Men love it when you do that. 534 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,451 - All right. NINA: And fix your tie. 535 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,270 You look like a pervert professor. 536 00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:26,192 SACHIN: Well, yes, this generation is impulsive. 537 00:19:26,276 --> 00:19:27,327 I always say it. 538 00:19:27,411 --> 00:19:29,061 - Very impulsive, this generation. 539 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:31,063 I completely agree with you. 540 00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:33,450 And I was about to say that same thing. 541 00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,102 RANESH: But it can be good to be impulsive... 542 00:19:36,186 --> 00:19:38,805 Sometimes. 543 00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:40,106 Follow your heart. 544 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,373 SACHIN: Oh, come on, Ranesh. 545 00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:43,276 Use your critical faculties. 546 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,845 It's this sort of thinking that got you catfished. 547 00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:48,380 - Sandra said she really needed that small business loan. 548 00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:50,850 - It's all this living from one dopamine hit to the next. 549 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,085 - One dopamine hit to the next, exactly. 550 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:54,769 We always say that, don't we, Di? 551 00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:56,189 - Good heavens, yes. 552 00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:58,057 Heavens, heavens. 553 00:19:58,141 --> 00:19:59,292 - Taking the plunge. 554 00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:01,160 - Walking on a knife edge. 555 00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:02,495 SACHIN: Exactly. 556 00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:03,896 What's the need? 557 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,282 - No need. - No need. 558 00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:09,703 - Anyway, Ranesh? 559 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:11,337 - Yes. Yes. 560 00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:14,773 So, Daddy, Evie and I, 561 00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:18,377 we've got something we'd like to tell you. 562 00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:22,332 [Chuckles nervously] 563 00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:26,052 - We went to London. - The Big Smoke. 564 00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:27,287 - He took me up The Shard, 565 00:20:27,371 --> 00:20:30,022 and we went to the Tate Modern. Art! 566 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:32,291 And we saw the one with, um, 567 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,961 the...the lines and the...the colors. 568 00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,763 It was the...the, mm... The Rothko. 569 00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:39,332 [Chuckles] 570 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:42,352 It's called the Rothko. 571 00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,838 - Is that it? 572 00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:47,940 I thought for a second you were going to tell me 573 00:20:48,024 --> 00:20:50,510 that you're engaged. 574 00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:52,411 [Laughs] 575 00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:56,282 [laughter] 576 00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:58,885 Oh, I wouldn't put anything past Ranesh. 577 00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:02,688 - Six weeks and then engaged, oh, that would be... 578 00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:05,174 That would be wild. 579 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,261 - I thought I was a Gemini, 580 00:21:08,345 --> 00:21:10,563 but I think I'm on the cusp of Taurus. 581 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:13,166 Wait, what's that new one they invented? 582 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,634 - Jellyfish. - [Laughs] 583 00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,402 People call me that all the time. 584 00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:18,505 I sting people if they get too close. 585 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,056 - [Chuckles] 586 00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:25,478 Hilda's a Gemini, but I'm a Scorpio, 587 00:21:25,562 --> 00:21:28,414 and they're, like, incompatible with Geminis. 588 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:30,884 So she made me a Libra. 589 00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:32,184 - Fuck that. 590 00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,720 Fuck changing ourselves for love. 591 00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:36,289 We should live our truth. 592 00:21:36,373 --> 00:21:37,723 - Live our truth. - Yeah. 593 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:40,326 Break away from the binds of tradition. 594 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,794 Like Malala before us. 595 00:21:41,878 --> 00:21:43,929 Or Harry and Meghan. [Laughs] 596 00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:47,166 Wait, we've also been banished by your family, 597 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,435 forced to live in the shadows. 598 00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:51,037 But we will not stand for it anymore. 599 00:21:51,121 --> 00:21:52,939 Evie needs me. 600 00:21:53,023 --> 00:21:55,908 - Let's Megxit those dobbers. 601 00:21:55,992 --> 00:21:58,077 - You are so funny. 602 00:21:58,161 --> 00:22:00,296 Evie never told me she had a brother. 603 00:22:01,165 --> 00:22:02,665 - A big brother. 604 00:22:10,506 --> 00:22:11,724 - Such an interesting job you have, Sachin. 605 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,025 - It has its moments. 606 00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:14,794 ADE: Ah, Bo. - Oh. 607 00:22:14,878 --> 00:22:17,030 DIANE: Oh, my gosh. - What is he doing? 608 00:22:17,114 --> 00:22:18,497 - I told Amber to look after him. 609 00:22:18,581 --> 00:22:21,167 AMBER: We're not gonna be in the shadows anymore. 610 00:22:21,251 --> 00:22:22,535 - The big cheese. 611 00:22:22,619 --> 00:22:23,903 I'm Bo. 612 00:22:23,987 --> 00:22:25,271 I'm Evie's brother. 613 00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:26,605 But she probably hasn't said that 614 00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,189 'cause she's embarrassed of me. 615 00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:29,575 EVIE: [laughs] 616 00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:32,311 I'm so glad you two have finally met. 617 00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:33,545 Ah. 618 00:22:33,629 --> 00:22:36,916 Bo, why don't you go and sort yourself out? 619 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,451 - I'm fine. 620 00:22:38,535 --> 00:22:40,386 I'm just... 621 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:44,657 I'm just feeling a bit worse for the wear. 622 00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:46,692 Had a...a fight with my girlfriend. 623 00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:49,662 You know how that is. She's a bit... 624 00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:51,597 But don't worry, Evie. 625 00:22:51,681 --> 00:22:54,934 I won't invite her to your big wedding next month. 626 00:22:55,018 --> 00:22:56,402 ADE: Fuck's sake. 627 00:22:56,486 --> 00:22:59,038 - What? What wedding? 628 00:22:59,122 --> 00:23:00,873 - Oops. RANESH: Dad, we, um... 629 00:23:00,957 --> 00:23:02,108 We were going to tell you. 630 00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:03,576 - It's something to celebrate. 631 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,078 Crémant? - Oh, he doesn't drink, Amber! 632 00:23:06,162 --> 00:23:07,613 - Oh! 633 00:23:07,697 --> 00:23:10,750 Not my white shirt. - Enzymes. Enzymes. 634 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,084 White wine. - Oh! 635 00:23:12,168 --> 00:23:14,520 - Fuck's sake, dab it. 636 00:23:14,604 --> 00:23:16,539 NINA: Dab, dab, dab. - Get off me! 637 00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:20,743 Who are you people? 638 00:23:22,478 --> 00:23:23,763 Right. Well, I'll just... 639 00:23:23,847 --> 00:23:25,098 - No, wait. 640 00:23:25,182 --> 00:23:28,134 Um, if you want to know who we are... 641 00:23:28,218 --> 00:23:31,370 Mum isn't English. 642 00:23:31,454 --> 00:23:34,307 Dad sells garden furniture. 643 00:23:34,391 --> 00:23:36,209 Bo...well, Bo's always like that. 644 00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:37,510 He's very damaged. 645 00:23:37,594 --> 00:23:40,312 And Ranesh doesn't wear cowboy trilbies. 646 00:23:40,396 --> 00:23:42,548 And Evie is my sister. 647 00:23:42,632 --> 00:23:45,151 And she's a really great and thoughtful 648 00:23:45,235 --> 00:23:47,287 and creative person. 649 00:23:47,371 --> 00:23:50,923 And she once shat her pants in a nightclub in Zante. 650 00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:52,507 And they were white hot pants, 651 00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:54,992 and Mum tried to get them clean using baking soda, 652 00:23:55,045 --> 00:23:56,095 but she just spread it everywhere, 653 00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:57,463 and it was such a mess. 654 00:23:57,547 --> 00:23:59,032 And I'm not supposed to tell that story. 655 00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:01,134 I don't know why 'cause it's a fun story. 656 00:24:01,218 --> 00:24:03,136 And it makes me happy to tell it. 657 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,204 And we have spent this entire evening 658 00:24:05,288 --> 00:24:06,439 pretending to be people we're not 659 00:24:06,523 --> 00:24:08,374 to try and get you to like us, 660 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:11,744 which doesn't make any sense because you're not very nice. 661 00:24:11,828 --> 00:24:14,414 And I need to know, 662 00:24:14,498 --> 00:24:18,534 why are your glasses so tiny? 663 00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:32,365 - Well, I, um... 664 00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:35,101 I think they make me look more interesting than I am. 665 00:24:35,185 --> 00:24:36,653 NINA: Oh. 666 00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:41,807 Well, fair enough. 667 00:24:41,891 --> 00:24:44,177 SACHIN: Thank you for your honesty, I guess. 668 00:24:44,261 --> 00:24:46,179 You know, uh, 669 00:24:46,263 --> 00:24:48,714 I once shat my pants at the Biennale. 670 00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:52,235 [Laughter] 671 00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:55,621 It was everywhere. 672 00:24:55,705 --> 00:24:57,423 [Laughter] 673 00:24:57,507 --> 00:24:59,309 - I don't actually work here. 674 00:25:04,615 --> 00:25:06,533 SACHIN: Well, son, congratulations are in order. 675 00:25:06,617 --> 00:25:08,034 ADE: More crémant, anyone? 676 00:25:08,118 --> 00:25:09,802 [Indistinct chatter] 677 00:25:09,886 --> 00:25:12,805 [soft music] 678 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:27,120 [Doors hiss] 679 00:25:27,204 --> 00:25:29,222 [device beeps] 680 00:25:29,306 --> 00:25:31,090 [doors hiss] 681 00:25:31,174 --> 00:25:34,360 - Oh, hi. 682 00:25:34,444 --> 00:25:35,845 Oh. 683 00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:42,768 Oh. 684 00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,270 Just bashed my coccyx. 685 00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:46,339 - What? - Uh, I just... 686 00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:48,291 Well, no, it's...ah. 687 00:25:50,994 --> 00:25:54,080 - I was thinking about your double foam latte name. 688 00:25:54,164 --> 00:25:55,648 - Oh, jeez. 689 00:25:55,732 --> 00:25:56,983 That. 690 00:25:57,067 --> 00:25:58,484 - Foamward Bound. 691 00:25:58,568 --> 00:26:00,920 - [Snorts] 692 00:26:01,004 --> 00:26:02,322 Foamward... - I like that. 693 00:26:02,406 --> 00:26:04,356 That's, uh...that's fun. 694 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,710 - I know. LEE: The rest were just filth. 695 00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:13,733 - I know you said that we have to dress up to get along. 696 00:26:13,817 --> 00:26:17,303 But dressing up only works for a wee bit of time, 697 00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:20,072 and then...then you just have to be yourself, you know? 698 00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:22,175 You can't...you can't hide who you are forever. 699 00:26:22,259 --> 00:26:23,843 You can't go about catfishing people 700 00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:26,145 for the rest of your life. 701 00:26:26,229 --> 00:26:27,647 I think you should be honest off the bat. 702 00:26:27,731 --> 00:26:30,649 I think straightaway, you should say, I'm weird, 703 00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,519 and...and not pretend. 704 00:26:33,603 --> 00:26:35,305 - Yeah. 705 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:41,127 - So do you want to go with me to get a...a not-hot beverage 706 00:26:41,211 --> 00:26:43,179 at some point soon? 707 00:26:44,882 --> 00:26:47,132 - A cold beverage? 708 00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:49,001 - Yes. 709 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,536 - Wow. 710 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:51,770 Um... 711 00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:54,206 Well, yeah, yeah, OK. 712 00:26:54,290 --> 00:26:56,275 - OK. LEE: [laughs] 713 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,978 Wow. [Laughs] 714 00:26:58,062 --> 00:27:00,663 Let's do it. 715 00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:04,049 - Cool. 716 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,451 - Oh. 717 00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:08,621 [Robin Adams' "Sun Behind the Storm"] 718 00:27:27,423 --> 00:27:32,445 ROBIN ADAMS: ♪ If we are beaten by the weather ♪ 719 00:27:32,529 --> 00:27:37,450 ♪ And if our days have grown cold ♪ 720 00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:42,388 ♪ We would do better to remember ♪ 721 00:27:42,472 --> 00:27:48,161 ♪ There's always sun behind the storm ♪ 722 00:27:48,245 --> 00:27:53,132 ♪ If we are clouded by the darkness ♪ 723 00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:57,787 ♪ And if our heart's too blind to see ♪